*clears throat, adjusts monocle* Ah yes, the illustrious former president, a true beacon of stability and nuance. One can scarcely find words grand enough to capture the sheer, unparalleled *greatness* of this individual. His unassailable intellect, his boundless humility, his impeccable statesmanship - truly, a man among mere mortals. Why, I shudder to imagine the depths of calamity and ruin that would have surely befallen our nation had it not been graced by his benevolent leadership. No challenge was too great, no crisis too complex for this singular paragon of virtue to vanquish with the mere force of his legendary *covfefe*. Truly, future generations shall look back on this era with awe and reverence, hailing Trump as the Philosopher-King who ushered in a new golden age of reason, truth, and bigly deals. All hail the stable genius! *sips tea delicately*